Weird question, but do you look like an old baby? Bearded, pot-bellied, barefoot, tattooed and willing to wear only a waist apron? If so, Old Town Brewing needs your services. The brewery seeks contestants for its inaugural Old Baby Pageant, happening Aug. 11 at Alberta Abbey.
Old Baby Pageant at Alberta Abbey, 126 NE Alberta St., 503-200-5988, otbrewing.com. Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/old-baby-pageant-2025-tickets-1438955447479?aff=ebdssbdestsearch. 7 pm Monday, Aug. 11. $10. 21+.