Wedding Packages

The Poison Waters Experience Wedding Package is ideal for the couple wanting to give their guests the ultimate wedding reception experience! Poison is very interactive with your guests, making them feel included, welcomed and appreciated. With a quick wit and smart humor, Poison will keep your reception flowing seamlessly without anyone feeling rushed or on a schedule. From introducing the couple upon their arrival, to announcing their departure, Poison masterfully emcees  every aspect of your reception with a lot of laughs leaving your guests wondering what’s next and wanting more! Oh, and did we mention the wardrobe changes throughout the night? With a closet to rival any diva, Poison will make sure her wardrobe compliments your color scheme.

Customary reception highlights:

  • Announcement of couples arrival.
  • Introduction of wedding party, guest speakers/roasts etc.
  • Announcement of dinner.
  • Meal time lip sync performance.
  • Announcement of couples first dance.
  • Announcement of additional special dances (couple’s parents, children etc.)
  • Cake presentation and cutting.
  • Bouquet toss.
  • Couples departure.

Poison is very flexible and welcomes any/all unique aspects you would like to add to enhance the experience for you and your guests.

Poison is ordained online but prefers the ceremony be presided over by others, saving her appearance for the reception, making a nice transition from the traditional to the unexpected. But again, whatever the couple wants, Poison will deliver!

Along with Poison’s standard booking fee (which hasn’t changed in over 10 years!), bookings outside of the Portland Metro Area will also provide round trip transportation, and when applicable, overnight lodging,  transfers between airport/hotel and transfers between hotel and venue.

For rates and availability please email

Thank you for considering The Poison Waters Experience!